These shirts are currently available in two styles. Adult Mens and Womens. Discounts Available!

Here they are, the first installment of Mormon Bachelor Pad T-Shirts. We are sure there are better ways to do this... but can't be bothered to figure them out so here goes. See above to choose your style and design. We'll get them out to you as soon as possible.

As you will see, the shirts with our basic logo are significantly cheaper. This is because we were able to pre-order these shirts and make them in bulk.

The other designs or colors will have to be printed as they are ordered until we make enough money to pre-order them, too, and then we can pass those savings on to you. Unless we can get Lance to find a sugar mama that might fund our endeavor. So please allow an extra week for printing and shipping on those designs.

We are new at this, so any help or feedback you have to offer (constructive or otherwise) would be brill. Email us a

Buy them. Buy them now.

Return Policy

The only thing we want you to love more than us is your order. If you're not satisfied with your purchase, please return the item. All returns must be postmarked within 30 days of placing your order. We do not accept returns after 30 days. All returned items must be in the original condition you received them in. We do NOT accept washed items. If a washed item is returned, the return will be refused and sent back to you. If you have washed it, donate it to the DI or other local thrift store. We will refund you the cost of the item, but not shipping.

Shipping Policy

MBP wants you to be wearing your shirt as quickly as possible. We will ship it as soon as we can. Delays may occur due to finals week, group dates, or the release of new very popular video games. Follow up emails if you haven't received an email stating your order has been shipped are not considered annoying. We are new at this so we don't know how long this takes... yet.

We only ship USPS standard. If you order a shirt which has to be printed printing will take approximately one week. Then allow 5-14 for shipping.